Okay, I've decided, enough of this boring diary stuff...

Any reader, no matter how mistakenly or innocently they may have stumbled into my blog, should not be met with this drivel as punishment for careless clicking. From here on out, my IRS Tax Day Promise to YOU, I will only post bemusing, amusing, anectdotal or outright hilarious and OUTrageous entries. I didn't know what these blogs were about, before. In my clueless and creatively stunted state, I could only revert to the old Journal or WHAT I DID ON MY SUMMER VACATION sort of documentation. Viva y Apprende!

COMING SOON TO A BLOG NEAR YOU--UNKNOWN AND UNHEARD OF: ALLY'S HYSTERICAL WIT AND HUMOR. DON YOUR DEPENDS, FOLKS, IT MAY BE A WET RIDE!

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